Alternative leg trends aka the cobra snake army
I know that with the Little Boots album coming out soon you haven’t had time to watch the news or anything and you probably haven’t noticed the danger signs that are all around us…but that’s why I’m here…
While the masses have been busy trying to unlock ‘nazi v zombie mode’ in Call of Duty: world at war; I’ve been doing my google research and have discovered a phenomenon that is sweeping across the electro/reformed scene kid/bro community..noted party pic bro Mark ‘The Cobra Snakestein’ Hunter has been amassing an army of 15-19 yr old alternative kids:
NOw Cobra Commandos as they’re known around the blogosphere should be considered extremely dangerous. It is rumoured that they are armed with iPod shuffles that only play un-released Justice,mstrkrft,and boys noize remixes..these bangers mixed with their normal intake of cheap beer purchased for them by the homeless guy who chills by the grocery store and basic ‘party drugz’ are suspected to combine to form a veritable vortex of dance-fueled raging and wanton destruction.
also note their sleek leg shapes:
[via the Cobra command snake hunter recruiting center Cinespace, LA]
These Cobromandos forgo the easily attainable symbol of alternative-ness which is the skinny jean and opt to sport the ‘super skinny legs’ look. no one is quite sure how these extra jagged/extra skinny legs are attained but one can only assume that it involves a complicated surgery more than likely done by a blogworthy DJ of azn decent.
I’m just trying to look out for you guys…a lot of stuff has ‘totz changed’ and if the Davinci Code/ex-Perezident Bush are right we might be looking at another war…but not against creepy albino guys and people who wear kafiya’s, but against electro bros and broads…our own kind…
it’s times like these we need to remember the words that someone super important has to have said at some point-
‘war is heck dude.’
