how will the internet ‘remember’ my night/what will people who google in 2k20 think of me?
So I’ve decided to spend more of my ‘free time’ [via time that i’m not doing anything whilst at work] thinking deep thoughts and trying to ‘figure it all out’-kind of like Jim Carrey [via ‘Eternal Sunshine…] and something that’s really been on my mind since Obama took office and everything ‘changed’ is the future/google.
I believe at this point it is safe to assume that google will outlive you, me, and most* of the celebrities we follow on twitter. This raises a question that i’m sure we’ve all thought but have rarely vocalized…’will the google images of me that survive make me look cool/like a douchebag?’
Now, google is a cruel mistress, how you look to future employers/your grandkids/people who are googling a celebrity whose name is similiar to yours can be drastically effected by small changes. example; These guys:
[via lastnightsawkardbrohug]
pic comments circa 2033-‘hey future bro, look at these douchbags wearing ‘Justice’ costumes, I can’t believe people dressed like that.’
but these guys:
[via cobralegendsaremadebymycamerasnake]
future dude,-‘that’s how bros used to rage when our parents were in college/lived in the city. I wish we lived back then’[via youthful desire to live during more ‘meaningful’ times. i.e.’the 60’s’/woodstock.]
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather be google-remembered as a raging bro than the guy with the un-even mustache.
and ladies-will you be remembered as the underage [via braces] girl at the party who ‘had a great time’ and probably got hit on by/hooked up with a ‘college guy’:
or the awkward girl who always ‘ruins my pics’:
I don’t know guys…I guess we can’t really control what facebook pages google will ‘cache’ for the future. It’s kind of an ‘inspiration’ to ‘Carpe the Day’ [via robin williams] and ‘love every moment’ [via my bicep ink]
I guess if I could provide a meaningful quote for you to refer to in your everyday lives it would be this-
‘remember; we’re all just one facebook photo away from becoming the guy who got to feel ‘almost famous’ for a night:
or being the ‘guy who thought this was a Fat Joe concert’ [via ‘bacardi’ cup]’:
-vince, 2009
(the life expectancy of Miley Cyrus is contingent upon whether she decides to ‘rebel’[the lin-z lohan model] or ‘stay pure’ [aka the ‘young britney spears] )
