House meetin’ y’all ! ! !
[outdated text-versation via cobrasnake/at&t]
So, recently I’ve had a few e-meetings/text discussions with the bros I’ll be sharing an apartment with next semester (we’re trying to get a dog y’all!) and because of this I am coming to the realization that next year will be the first time I’m ‘sharing’ a semi-real life ‘house’ with an elite group of bros in a ‘college’ setting and may have to be ‘responsible’ for some of my ‘actions’…
I mean, you could probably kill someone in a dorm elevator, as long as it wasn’t finals/study week…
and if your frat house is large enough for you to build a ghetto skatepark; complete with manual pad, flat bar, and a bank ramp in your living room, you can imagine the lack of accountability one encounters while living there.
SO after 3 years of wanton desctruction and rule-free living all of a sudden it’s going to matter that I can only fall asleep while listening to metal/screamo music at high volumes, or that people take 4 hour showers,or if someone is w a y into watching ‘cops at high volumes late at night…
I’m looking forward to a year that could be advertised like a reality show:
‘This Fall on the WB-what happens when you take a black guy, a jew, an irishman, a mexican, and a white guy and put them under one roof…
Things may get intense and they’ll definitely get ‘Real’-Wednesdays on ‘Race House’
I’d watch that show…all the raging of ‘rock of love’ but with all dudes, no strippers, and lots of playstation.
nice.
