To the untrained eye it looks like this DJ is pumped to be partying w/Lilo/LLohan….he’s copping a casual elbow feel and look @ that face-that is a face of pure excitement/revelry. It’s like a cobrasnake photo or a Honda Ad…
But to those in the know this DJ is pulling a classic move essential to the integrity of the mix and survival of the equipment.
It’s called the ‘Get this drunk broad away from me before I break her arm or she breaks my needles’.
Everyone knows that drunk girls love ‘raging’ and referring to their friends as ‘my bitches’…but one thing that drunk girls like even more is ‘being the center of attention’ and there’s no better way to do that than to creep their way into the DJ booth and ‘make it go ‘wikki wikki’*’
What drunk girls don’t realize is that real life turntables are not like the one’s in DJ Hero, they’re fragile and finicky, like a classic car or a hot girl with self-esteem issues.
But one thing we as DJ’s/bouncers/judgmental sober girls in the crowd need to remember is that drunk girls are the life blood of the nightlife. They are the reason dudes come out, and those same dudes paying covers/buying them drinks and unnecessarily tipping club staff to look like ‘Ballers’ pay everyone’s checks and keep the dancefloors full.
So Thank You Drunk Girls
Thank You Douche Bag dudes wearing sunglasses in the club
and Thank You people who are ‘too cool for school’ and come to the club to ‘hate’ and casually judge the aforementioned groups
because it takes a village to raise a child but it takes a lot of people, mostly drunk people, to make a good night.
*actual phrase I’ve heard more than once always from a drunk girl’
(Source: llohan)
