My Impression of Anyone Listening to Moombahton, Bmore Club or DubStep…
2 songs:’Say, this stuff is pretty sick.’
4 songs:’Uggghhh this stuff is ill-I could dance to this forever!’
10+ tracks: ”This is hell. I think my heart is stuck in rhythm with the song…and not like ‘oh, this is the music of my <3.’ but like ‘oh my god i think i”m going to die.”’
I believe it was Strong Bad that said: ‘Too much of a good thing, is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is really, really dumb and bad.’
Now here’s a video with Skrillexxxxxxxxxx:
[via BaltimoreClub]
And on some ‘The Real L World’-level realness, You know deep down that ~45% of the bros who heard about dubstep last year and still haven’t stopped talking about it will be trading their ‘totez brutal’ wobbles for mellowed out drum beats in six months (a year for the slow ones)-and I can’t wait for it, because I tweaked my neck in the hyphy days and this dub step dancing is killing my back and ankles.
-Is Moombahton what dub-step kids will listen to when they’re too old to get Brutal?
-Full disclosure-I still listen to bmore (I’m a sucker for claps/snares/Jamaican airhorns).
