me=these bros, these bros=me…
So you guys all have the internet and stuff, and you’re here reading this so there’s a 47-53% chance that you are familiar with the ‘party pic’ site [examples via thecobrasnake.com/lastnightsparty.com/etc…] it is generally believed by science that people on party pics sites are different than you and i, there lives are ~78% more exciting/’authentic’, i mean-how fun was your weekend? was it this fun:
[via lastnightsbro-fest]
did you surf [via crowd]on all of yours bros/some broads?-didn’t think so.
but I’ve done some [google]research of my own and I think I’ve seen the ‘truth’[via ‘seeing the light’], people on party pics sites, are just like us…observe the evidence:they pre-game like us,even taking those awkward ‘candid’ facebook photos that are supposed to show how ‘real’ and ‘spontaneously quirky’ their freinds are[via funny faces & semi-deep conversations]:
…and no, not every minute of the night is ‘the ragiest minute ever’ where people are totally ‘losing it’ and ‘raging so hard bro’, and not every song the dj bro duo plays can be a total ‘rager/dancefloor filling banger’, sometimes they get distracted [via beer/bathroom run] and only have time to cue up a filler song that everyone knows:
They even have that one girlfriend[via ‘friend who is a girl’] that they can ‘bro’ down with and get rowdy/crazy even though they only really run into each other at parties:
so I guess what I’m saying is that you can’t always compare yourself to the internet because the internet is kind of like that hot girl/guy you only see at parties-you only get the highlights when they’re throwing their hands in the air/wearing a fresh vintage-ish t-shirts/a super lowcut top, you never get to see the internet on Tuesday morning when it;s kind of hungover/’raged out’:
..just putting it out there
